One of my boys comes up to me today and asks me to read his story.
As he was standing next to me, he starts wriggling around, like he has to go to the bathroom.
I look at him and ask, "Is everything ok there?"
He looks at me and says, "Yah, it's just sometimes when I sit too long, my thingy gets stuck to my thingy."
I almost died! Turned back to him, "Thanks for telling me."
Him, "Hey you asked!"
Another one today was from one of my girls who had sprained her ankle. She tells me that she doesn't need crunches to walk.